"Adorable flower crown, Parsee!~" *Seiga no don't kiss her neck*
For the love of— Seiga, she’s going to strange you with your own red string of fate, get your ass outta there!
"I bet it was a good time, though. At least he was cute!" Suwako, Parsee doesn’t care about your more ‘rambunctious’ days. No one cares about them. You’re creeping people out.
"… You’re lucky I can’t touch long-over one night flings." No, Parsee certainly does not care, and she’s probably the last person you want to admit such behavior to, Suwako.
"I had some Oni blend once. I woke up about a few hundred miles out of my territory with some god I’ve never met."
"That’s oni blend for ya. If you aren’t an oni, expect to wind up dead, near-dead, or missing your memory of the past week."
if you were to label me as
- Lawful Good | Neutral Good | Chaotic Good
- Lawful Neutral | True Neutral | Chaotic Neutral
- Lawful Evil | Neutral Evil | Chaotic Evil
what would you label me
A B S C O N D I N G
Oh no he’s sure his hell is not suited for that sort of thing perhaps you should send it to someone else.
Maybe some annoyance that will come by.
Oh, surely you could find some use for it? A water demon for drowning the damned?
The other annoyances trump this one. They’d just sick it back on her.
Oh no no no, it would be rude to take someone against their will.
Do keep your Kappa.
No no no no. She insists. It insists on invading her territory, so she’s re-homing it. Do take your kappa.
One Grade-A Lucifer Kappa.
Quiet day, isn’t it?
The quiet period could go as quickly as it came if you truly wanted it to.
The Kappa’s yours now. Have fun with it!